The Bachelor’s Weekend

Well Well Well ! I would categorize the Bachelor Species largely into two categories – Bachelors with girlfriends and Bachelors Without girlfriends. Now both have their own Weekend Lifestyle. We would just peep into in a Bird's eye view prospective -

Category one – Bachelors with Girlfriend –

Early morning !
The girl calls up the guy at 9 o’clock in the morning. The boy , like Most of the boys in the world , are fast asleep. After all it’s just 9 o’clock in the morning. For God’s sake , is it the time to wake up ? Hell – No !!
“ Arre yaar subah subah phone !!!). The guy picks up the phone after 2 longgggg rings Girlfriend wants to go shopping ; the boy doesn’t ! What the heck- after much NEGOTIATION , he had to agree – “Ok Baby , Mein tumhe shaam ko 5 baje pick up karta hoon – tum tyaar rehna”

Afternoon – Gets a shave , nice bath and thinking all the while - " Aaj phirse ek do hazar ka phatka lagnewala hain !!"

Evening – The guy takes his bike , picks up his girlfriend , zooms to Shopper’s Stop. Hours of shopping . And finally both goes for dinner. Then he drops her at her place and he moves to his.
Watches a bit of tv and thinks – “kya boring programmes aa rahen hain ?” In the meantime , she calls him again – “So gaye kya ?tum mujhe bilkuul bhi yaad nahin karte ho ?” . The boy – “Arre baba , pura shaam to tumhare saath hi tha !”

The talk goes on for 2 hours. And finally the girl says Good Night. The Boy replies – “Ok baby Good Night , sweet dream !!”

And with this Our Bachelor too goes to sleep!!

Category two – Bachelors without Girlfriend

Morning –
Wakes up at 11.30 in the morning - not a much preferrable breakfast time – so he goes for a Brunch – Breakfast + Lunch – an ideal and very common package for most bachelors.

Afternoon –
Watches tv and sleeps.

Evening –
Goes out with the guy friends to the nearest mall – a bit of shopping and mostly Bird-watching.
“Arre yaar usko dekh , kya mast hain yaar ? kaash meri bhi aisi hi koi girlfriend hoti ???”
Hours of checking out the opposite (fairer) sex and finally it’s time to go back. All head back for dinner and finally return to their places.

Switches on the tv , mumbles on the chicks – they saw in the mall , and finally goes to sleep.

And this brings an end to the Weekend for this category of people !!!

P.S. – The categories and the respective life-styles are very highly generic – there would definitely be variations to that !! This post does not target to harm the sentiments of any of the male or female homosapiens.

All said and done – The Author wants to keep himself aloof from answering - which category he falls into !!!